What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Dumbledore dies.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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The child was fired from his job.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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