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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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