What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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