- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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