- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife