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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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