- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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