- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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