Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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