- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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