Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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