- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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