- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Canadians

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Your so gay, that you like men!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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