- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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