- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??