What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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