Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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