I have a horse.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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