- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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