- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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