I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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lets bomb africa

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PENIS

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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