- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Flowers are colors Love me

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