- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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