- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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