Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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