- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Swag.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

my egg roll

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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