- Anti Joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.