- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Loperson

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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