What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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