A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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