- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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