- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Beka has AIDS

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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