- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

karn chevalier

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Feminism.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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