- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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