- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

ur mum

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Your Mother

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

cancer

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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