why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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