- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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