- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Loperson

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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