Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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