- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

knock knock whos there open open who the door

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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