A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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