- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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