How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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