A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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knock knock come in

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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