what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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I agree

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Anti Joke

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