- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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