Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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