- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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