Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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