Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Pickles are moist.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Justin Bieber

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It says so on your cap.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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