Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Anti Joke

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