Blacks

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Justin Bieber.

nothing

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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