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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you call an amazing person Good

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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