- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

The truth is he loves her!!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A van drives into a car.

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