- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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