- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

I enjoy Popcorn

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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