What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Massie is a fatass

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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