- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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