Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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