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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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