What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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George W. Bush

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Ily bae

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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