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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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