- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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