Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Anti Joke

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