- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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