- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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