- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

This is a joke.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!