- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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