- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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