Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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