- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

mexicans fishing

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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