- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Ehh

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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