Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Kys

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

mexicans fishing

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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