One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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you give like i give lomain

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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