What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Boner

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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