why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Boob

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A shark ate your mom

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Anti Joke

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