Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Justin Bieber

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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CHORGLUND

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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