What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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I'm homeless.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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