Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what is orange? an orange

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Lets Go Lakers!

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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