- Anti Joke

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock come in !

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

your mom is so stupid she got raped

I am quite mature.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Anti Joke

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