- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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