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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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