- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Ben Corbishley

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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