- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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