awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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PENIS lol

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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