RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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