- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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