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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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