- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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