- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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