A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

gingers

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Equal rights!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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