What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

ever tried african food? they neither

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Title IX

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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