- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

so...um, yeah

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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