- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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