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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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