- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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