- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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