your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

I have aids

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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