An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's blue? The sky.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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