Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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