i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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