Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I have cancer. And you're next.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Women's Soccer.

Anti Joke

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