- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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