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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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