- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

womens rights

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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