A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Anti Joke

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