- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Religion.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

This isn't funny.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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