- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A miserable man committed suicide.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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