- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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