Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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I'm homeless.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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