What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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alert("Hello");

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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