- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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