Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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