- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A gay man watches football.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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