- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

why did the zebra cross the road?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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