Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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