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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A gay man watches football.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down