Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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