- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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