When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I C U P White stuff

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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