There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Anti Joke

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