- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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