- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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