- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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