- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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