Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

black people

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

your face is kinda funny

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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