- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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