Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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