- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

su algato es en fuego

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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