- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Obama

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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