I think everybody should have a penis.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

nolan is gay

poopy is poopy

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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