Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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