Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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