- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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A paralysed man falls over.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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