- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Badabing.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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