how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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