- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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