Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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hear hear

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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black people

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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