- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

penis?

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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