When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Drew Knowles is gay

knock,knock you suck

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

women's rights

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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