Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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TIMMY

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Anti Joke

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