- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Carrot fingers

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Roses are red, yup.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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