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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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