- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Justin beiber's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Waffles ate my grandma

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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