- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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