In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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