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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

knock knock!? . . No.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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