- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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