- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the snake say to the rat?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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