- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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