why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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