A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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