- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the old man say? Im old

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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