What's city is in New York New York City

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I have a gay camel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A American seeking into mexico

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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