Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

dead dibbs

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

thumb_up thumb_down -34

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

thumb_up thumb_down -36

My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops