- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Screw it you write the joke.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

No it doesnt..

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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