- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Me

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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