- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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