- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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