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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

why did you poop because you are a poop

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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